Do You Like My Legs?

So I am really excited for this week. It’s already been wonderful, finishing the quarter,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:05:17 -0500

So I am really excited for this week. It’s already been wonderful, finishing the quarter, hanging at home.

Yesterday I went with my dad over to my aunt and uncle’s house for a clambake/massive seafood extravaganza. It was delicious as hell.

Today Momma came over to my place and we hung out for a while and she gave me her friend’s really shitty weed and I smoked it but I didn’t get high. It was kinda weird accepting weed from my mom but I was like w/e, I don’t want my momma driving around with pot in her car either, so yeah.

I have work tomorrow and then I am heading home to my dad’s Wednesday to watch the game with the one and only Mikey Leo. (Great guy; best friend; lil’ shit.)

Then Thursday morning bright and early I’m headed out for New York to visit Gilberto. (Great guy; best friend; wiseguy)

I’m hoping to go canoeing/kayaking (not sure which is which) in the Hudson. And I’m gonna eat a whole buncha pizza and probably like a hundred dot hogs. (We’ll see.) But also there’s some free concerts going on and also Hannibal Buress and a short film festival. And maybe Waka Flocka w/ Mobb Deep and HEEMS. (We’ll have to see again.)

I’m excited as a mofo.

At home w/ this guy. #jersey2012

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:12:31 -0500

At home w/ this guy. #jersey2012

Can’t wait to get some real fuckin’ Brooklyn style pizza next week.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:36:50 -0500

Can’t wait to get some real fuckin’ Brooklyn style pizza next week.

My biggest accomplishment today was turning off the Xbox with my foot via the controller.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:01:00 -0500

GUYS I MADE A SELF HELP/ADVICE TUMBLR

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:47:42 -0500

Please check it out and follow if you choose to.

It’s called I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING BUT READ THIS, MAYBE IT COULD POTENTIALLY HELP.

I’m taking it as serious as I take this tumblr, so yeah.

HERE IT IS!
http://idkwisbrtmicph.tumblr.com/

"But why focus on things that suck? It’s not worth it."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:42:33 -0500

“But why focus on things that suck? It’s not worth it.”

- Josh Homme, Spin Magazine, June 2013

Has anyone been to Tropefest in New York before?

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:25:46 -0500

Help a homie out. What’s the deal? Worth the go?

youwouldcrytoo: Eric Fleischauer OMG

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:36:32 -0500

youwouldcrytoo:

Eric Fleischauer

OMG

I really like the movie Barton Fink.

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:40:58 -0500

So it looks as if my trip to NYC was pushed up two weeks!

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:02:44 -0500

Leaving the 20th.
Sucks that Leopold can’t accompany me no more.
Joined a new road crew though, so it’s all good.
Only a little bummed that I’ll be missing the hot dog eating contest.

chicagofitfreak: Numbers never lie.

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:53:27 -0500

chicagofitfreak:

Numbers never lie.

basic jist of my life

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:29:37 -0500

basic jist of my life

Photo

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:52:31 -0500

I ask my dad if he likes my glasses and he sends me a pic of...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:23:26 -0500

I ask my dad if he likes my glasses and he sends me a pic of Carlos boozer bobble head face. (Ft. A text from @girlspoop2) #aight

2 things in the mail today. Honors award n glasses....

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:01:04 -0500

2 things in the mail today. Honors award n glasses. #areyouproudofyrkidnowmomma?

Things I've done today:

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:49:47 -0500

Finished my final paper for Native American Literature.
Finished my screenplay. (FINALLY. THIS THING SUCKS BUT IT SUCKS LESS THAN IT DID 2 MONTHS AGO AND WAY LESS THAN IT DID 9 MONTHS AGO.)
Ate grapes.
Got Potbelly.
Listened to a buttload of PJ Harvey.

Now I can just relax until Monday’s American Lit. Final and the last session of my screenwriting class on Tuesday.

I think my bosses think the music I listen to at work is a little weird. (Although to be fair this is the 3rd time I’ve listened to Let England Shake the whole way through today alone.)

Oh! I ordered glasses and they’re supposed to come in the mail today!

bouta get nerdy up in this muh.

If you ever use "DAT YOUNG" as some sort of adjective, I want to fight you.

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:33:19 -0500

I dunno what it is about that phrase, but I especially hate it very much. It is not funny and does nothing for the noun that comes after it, other than deconstruct my analysis of whatever that person has been saying and start over from scrap, where I place that person on the bottom rung of society, surrounded by scabs and lepers and serfs and peasants, get out my face with your shitty adjectives and come up with something that makes any sense whatsoever. FUCK “DAT YOUNG” YOU.

I just wanna ask if any of u think the lion king song is fuckin weird. Cause it totally is....

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:40:45 -0500

I just wanna ask if any of u think the lion king song is fuckin weird. Cause it totally is. Especially the beginning.

eeee ee ee e ee wumba way.

What the fuck is that shit dude?

pj all day at werk. i really want that shirt.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:15:26 -0500

pj all day at werk.

i really want that shirt.

Dis me rite now.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:38:12 -0500

Dis me rite now.